Dissociated Press - Parody News Generator & Mirth Maker

Dissociated Press creates fictitious headlines using word probabilities learned from the news:
> UN Security Council Sets Urgent Session on how to "make your heart happy"
> Celiac patients meet, Threaten War
> Mark Zuckerberg Invites 30 Million to enter deep freeze as mercury rises
> Maryland woman named hero for work on Instagram
> Satans Best Productivity Tricks

With Dissociated Press, you can:
* Generate an endless number of headlines
* Customize your source text with multiple topics and keywords
* Share and rate the best headlines through reddit
* Trivialize complex current events with childish wordplay